but as a woman, how will my employer know they can pay me less?

damn now i really wanna make my email signature "i am groot"

UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH that thing is freaking massive. how can he afford that? is canadian money that different from american money? is it really one of those CZ rings from walmart? is it a re-formed ring pop with a shiny gum wrapper on top? y'all need to stop hate-listening to nickelback, he's making too much damn money…

is this completely ridiculous and a total waste of money? yes

i admittedly have been listening to this on repeat but GODDAMN THOSE ARMS. i just want him to hug me for hours.

UMMM more importantly lizzie mcguire's new video dropped last night!

OH, well i'm glad it was me just being dense! THANK YOU

this made me sad though :(

......OF THE POKEMON VARIETY

bae gordon and this sheep do not approve

i can't stop listening to this one:

12+10 so basically, yes

why am i so disappointed that you're not as obsessed with nick jonas' new single as i am??? i had it on repeat at work yesterday, it's BRILLIANT

here's the full press release! it doesn't say anything about band sizes though

the press release doesn't say =/

yup! here's the whole press release :)

hello! and britney's line will have cup sizes A-J which is more than most intimate lines can say

the perfume i get the most compliments on is brit's midnight fantasy, but this new one ("lush red lychee, golden quince, and exotic kiwi") sounds like it smells delicious. i did have to google what quince is though, apparently it's in the same family as pears. pears... spears.... i feel like there's something there.…

that vampy color/bottle combo all the way to the left is making me feel things

damn naya, that was pretty quick...