good. now maybe she can spend the money she would have lost on her mental health and start seeing someone and getting the help she needs. there has to be more to the story than just her "wanting attention"

maybe rob could start a line of orthodontic rubber bands in crazy (crazier?? idk i always got pink because female, gag) colors to go with his socks? =/

is that why tampon commercials are so ridiculous and the women are always wearing white? is kotex — or whatever that ~hip~ brand trying to differentiate from that — run by a woman?

too many mentions of kim

"a Civil War reenactor who has been trapped on the L train for several years now"

just putting this out there: apparently there's a CF in yonkers

tbh i'm more surprised that britney (apparently) didn't order those amazing corn fritter things they have

aw, i hope she's not embarrassed that this is going ~viral~ because it's so cute

i have 6 hours of this show in my hulu queue to catch up on. does anyone wanna come over and watch with me? i'll make tostinos pizza rolls

lol, no, i too love all of those things - that's not the issue. it's just rare to see a profile without a mention of one of them. like how it's rare to go on buzzfeed without seeing 5 different posts about pizza or disney princesses doing non-princess things.

but all the guys are super sarcastic!!!!!!!!!!11111oneoneone

for a minute i wanted my okcupid username to be "notyourMPDG" but then i figured i would have to explain it to all the sriracha-netflix-vonnegut-loving brooklyn bros what that meant and okcupid is already frustrating enough

i'm not entirely sure what a bacon fried oyster is (an oyster fried in bacon grease?) but i'm 100% here for it

appropriate:

10/10 would watch......... on mute

when it comes to gas stations and cheese related food products this is infinitely better/more important:

hey blake:

nope, i'm hella wrong and can't figure out how to edit damn you kinja

yeah, this was during the femme fatale tour it wasn't that long ago lol

i see your tom hanks and i raise you an alunageorge