And it's a little bit darker.

are michelle and zac both bearding each other????

i went on a date with a guy on saturday, got kinda tipsy, and spent 20 mins yelling at him that if DC throws one more person into batman v. superman, i'll officially lose my shit, so this arrow business is good news. sidenote: he still wants a second date. HOLLA.

great, now i'm going to be thinking about this song/shaving my legs all day. (this is obviously jewel's crowning moment)

"a tough but elegant woman who will stop at nothing to reclaim her power base"

oh fuck outta here with all of this usual "beach body shit" but this in particular makes me want to punt a small animal. THEY'RE ALL JUST NOT STANDING UP STRAIGHT.

can this be used to just save all of one person's tweets? (not my own)

fire your PR team, robin thicke. they should not be getting paid to do this shit.

10/10 could get it glad he agrees with my right to BC for our sexytime adventures

guesses on how much sloan's contract was worth? i'm thinking the equivalent to 1 or 2 of kylie's cartier love braceletes

i sense a B-plot for orphan black????? we already have the tilda swinton base joke...

got my IUD at my follow up appointment to my abortion. two of my better decisions in life.

engagement ring goals

i love eat24's twitter, they're super interactive and generally hilarious

people that would take advice from brody jenner are probably the same people who buy duane reade sushi

i think pam might be the only character left on true blood who doesn't annoy the shit out of me, so i'll take as much of her as i can get

<3 <3 <3

later-generation skins http://www.imdb.com/name/nm4087606…

found this on twitter yesterday, just sayin'