is that why tampon commercials are so ridiculous and the women are always wearing white? is kotex — or whatever that ~hip~ brand trying to differentiate from that — run by a woman?

too many mentions of kim

"a Civil War reenactor who has been trapped on the L train for several years now"

just putting this out there: apparently there's a CF in yonkers

tbh i'm more surprised that britney (apparently) didn't order those amazing corn fritter things they have

aw, i hope she's not embarrassed that this is going ~viral~ because it's so cute

i have 6 hours of this show in my hulu queue to catch up on. does anyone wanna come over and watch with me? i'll make tostinos pizza rolls

lol, no, i too love all of those things - that's not the issue. it's just rare to see a profile without a mention of one of them. like how it's rare to go on buzzfeed without seeing 5 different posts about pizza or disney princesses doing non-princess things.

but all the guys are super sarcastic!!!!!!!!!!11111oneoneone

for a minute i wanted my okcupid username to be "notyourMPDG" but then i figured i would have to explain it to all the sriracha-netflix-vonnegut-loving brooklyn bros what that meant and okcupid is already frustrating enough

i'm not entirely sure what a bacon fried oyster is (an oyster fried in bacon grease?) but i'm 100% here for it

appropriate:

10/10 would watch......... on mute

when it comes to gas stations and cheese related food products this is infinitely better/more important:

hey blake:

nope, i'm hella wrong and can't figure out how to edit damn you kinja

yeah, this was during the femme fatale tour it wasn't that long ago lol

i see your tom hanks and i raise you an alunageorge

are michelle and zac both bearding each other????

great, now i'm going to be thinking about this song/shaving my legs all day. (this is obviously jewel's crowning moment)