oh fuck outta here with all of this usual "beach body shit" but this in particular makes me want to punt a small animal. THEY'RE ALL JUST NOT STANDING UP STRAIGHT.

can this be used to just save all of one person's tweets? (not my own)

fire your PR team, robin thicke. they should not be getting paid to do this shit.

10/10 could get it glad he agrees with my right to BC for our sexytime adventures

guesses on how much sloan's contract was worth? i'm thinking the equivalent to 1 or 2 of kylie's cartier love braceletes

i sense a B-plot for orphan black????? we already have the tilda swinton base joke...

got my IUD at my follow up appointment to my abortion. two of my better decisions in life.

engagement ring goals

people that would take advice from brody jenner are probably the same people who buy duane reade sushi

found this on twitter yesterday, just sayin'

didn't they begin to attempt a giles spinoff called ripper or am i making that up and conflating real life with my fantasies?

~* she's mrs she's too big now she's too thin *~

oh holy batman do i wish i got paid to do shit like this

okay, no, pick your fucking battles. autocorrect has always been terrible for the same reason that it doesn't acknowledge curse words. this is a hell of a reach.

i still don't understand what an ed sheeran is

not gonna lie, their new single maps is really catchy... although the cover art is basically tumblr vomit

the ultimate straddling of the line between cute and creepy. isn't this normally a pinterest tip for bringing your kids to disney?

guesses on kanye's order?

every time tatiana maslany smiles a unicorn gets it's horn

ilana and abbi recently had a ~twitter thing~ with tatiana maslany and i almost died from all the female awesomeness. the things i would do for a boozy brunch with the three of them. THE THINGS I WOULD DO.