every time tatiana maslany smiles a unicorn gets it's horn

ilana and abbi recently had a ~twitter thing~ with tatiana maslany and i almost died from all the female awesomeness. the things i would do for a boozy brunch with the three of them. THE THINGS I WOULD DO.

LOL story of my goddamn life

thank you bb <3 i try, i try

i used to stan for gaga so hard, but ever since born this way i just have no desire to ever hear her name again. and now with this terrible shit? go back to paper gangsta, you peaked then.

those look like the tech version of the early 2000's pastel gradient glasses with the rhinestones

AGREED. that shit is delicious. i prefer the cucumber plus a raspberry or two if i'm feeling ~saucy~

taylor drinks whiskey sours? she strikes me as more of a white wine spritzer kind of gal hashtag gender stereotypes

EXACTLY.

um, your lede photo is from buffy therefore any argument you make is invalid because buffy is perfection

even my dad, who is almost 50, thinks that something is seriously wrong if i call him (and it's not like i don't do it regularly, we just text more) and answers in a panic. if i leave a voicemail and he can't call me back i get a text saying "ARE YOU OKAY????!!!!!! JUST SEND BACK A LETTER OR NUMBER IF YOU ARE CALLING…

......but what happens to the skirt steak

no that was referencing back to being a shithead

my dad (bass player) was a punk rock shithead in college aka what everyone dude in brooklyn now strives for. he told me he once tried meth to study for a test. he's pretty much the coolest person i will ever meet. i'm not with him today but he told me him and my brother are stoned as fuck chilling out. i wish i was…

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ahh, forgot about that relevant piece of info. gracias

ahh, forgot about that relevant piece of info. gracias

is kendall old enough to (legally) drink? i mean i get that it's ~hollywood~ and doesn't matter but, idk

this is what i imagine selena and justin's relationship is like IRL (justin is the blow up doll, obviously)

can jezebel become the new breatheheavy since jordan sold out? (HA)