mine's only a heart, so people don't ask questions (thankfully) but i still want to get it covered. i got it in a weird spot that will fuck up the rest of my future sleeve so it's just a big fat no. i'm glad yours worked out though :)

same, except i think about his terrifying role on SVU

i pretty much hate the dude, but since we just got different heart tattoos at the same time, i don't generally think about it like that. the worst part is that ironically, it didn't heal properly (because of an issue with the ink, not because i didn't know how to care for it). so it's more or less i look down at my…

oh yeah totally, mine is now just a random heart. in an ironic twist of fate it didn't even heal properly though (and i have a bunch of tattoos aka i know how to take care of them, it was a total fluke/something with the ink)

okay, this is adorable, but coming from someone who did get a sort of friendship tat with someone they are no longer friends with, i sure as hell hope it lasts.

yeah, my name (liza) isn't common enough for me to not feel weird when i see other people with it. save for when i'm introducing myself at a gay club and numerous people scream "LIKE MINELLI???!!!!" because that has gotten way old

fuck outta here with your google glass

i sobbed hysterically the whole second half, ngl. the only thing that saved me from not COMPLETELY freaking out was the 3 mini bottles of pinot grigio i had in my purse and the fact that i was surrounded by 13 year old girls who all went batshit when they saw a glimpse of ansel's abs during the "sex" scene

yes :(

this gif is so awkward why

have you gotten the bottled version yet? i stalked a million bodegas until i found it at 7-11 and bought sooo many the clerk laughed at me. it's obviously not as good because fountain > bottles but it's still delicious.

this needs to be in my mouth yesterday

yeah, okay, this is perfection and huffpo needs to recognize:

masterchef junior (what i'm assuming you're talking about) is the greatest thing that has ever happened in the history of TV

welp, you're officially worse at ranking things than burneko. CONGRATS hahaha

i thought anything about heidi and spencer was banned on gawker media sites? am i making that up? did we all try and fail?

yeah, i went on friday and there was only one child (who subsequently everyone hated.) it was mostly women in their 20's and 30's and a variety of gay men.

so disgusting that #welcomehomechrisbrown is trending on twitter. the glorification of release dates (michael alig, etc.) is getting out of hand

bets on who she wore? i would die if it was a sleek little calvin number

erin, i'm glad you got to post a piece as light hearted and silly as this today as well <3