nope, orphan black is definitely infinity% real

i love that ~fashin~ somehow became no brows or heavy cara d. style brows. like there's no gray area. to brow or not to brow (at all).

she's too good for ANTM, fuck this so hard. why is she lowering herself to that hot mess of a show?

damn, RIP, beautiful <3 your writing will forever inspire me to make my own better

to be fair, i'm 99% sure she has 99% nothing to do with it besides cashing the checks so don't be too sad. and if it means anything to you, i went to ~fashion school~ and own a pair of shoes from the line LOL

her clothing line is actually one of, if not the most, successful celebrity clothing brands (they rake in $$$$billions or something)

how long till lilo throws her ~cowboy hat~ in the ring?

naw, but i know whatever it is can cause some horrible terrible birth defects. it didn't really work for me anyway so i don't think it's worth it, but a lot of people have a good experience

yes! i was on accutane in HS and my mom was always pissed because she would find little X-ed out preggo women all around the house.... i wish i was kidding

yeah, but treating her son like he's been punished so terribly is not good parenting imo

and the little paper covers over each pill are a pregnant silhouette with a red X through it o.O

hey, toni braxton. this one's for you:

can "uno dos tres hahahahahahaah" be my new catchphrase?

that lea michele story just confirms that it's pretty creepy that the people who play high schoolers on TV are (usually) way older than actual high schoolers

thank you! <3

dearest madeleine,

YAY just got passes for the NYC screening, thanks jez <3

lol this is just like the dance skit from the maya rudolph show last night, but i'm pretty sure i was one of only like 3 people who watched it

fucking christ no. cookie dough bites are like 99% of the reason i enjoyed going to the movies as a child

serious question is paris still dating river? because that's the only reason she would be relevant to me