thank you, she is!

i have a tattoo of a half octopus/half woman with heart pasties over her nipples. she's not even HUMAN and i have to cover it as to not offend someone (who remained nameless) at work. i debate cutting out a bathing suit from a victoria's secret catalogue and taping it on my arm.

anybody who asks me is also going to have to pay for the bottle(s) of wine it's gonna take to tell the story

young joe biden is OBJECTIVELY bae

100% serious when i say i'm going to get a barbed wire tattoo in solidarity with pam

no thank YOU you're so sweet <3

it wasn't exact because we put them together last minute, but i found the dress at a thrift store and happened to have a denim bustier because i'm weird

nobody asked me so i wound up going with a friend of a friend who was awkward and wouldn't touch me let alone ~grind~ like all the cool kids do. danced with my "ex boyfriend" (it was never that serious) the whole night instead. i'm a really heavy sweater and looked like i had taken a dunk in the pool so when he gave…

i totally agree!! haha it was my BFF and i's last halloween costume :D haha

omg that's one of my favorite levels of fame. that and people who check/respond to their indirects on twitter.

kendall and kylie jenner are tumblr personified and it freaks me out. straight from the blue hair/general fashion choices down to the ~~~dystopian novel~~~

was considering keeping aereo to watch the billboard music awards (i was gonna cancel my account since SHIELD ended, lol) and then i realized that i pretty much hate everyone who is going to be there. especially robin thicke.

"have formed a clique of mean girls bent on excluding Jennifer Garner."

why did you have to bring kfed into this

synthetic weed, it's basically potpourri that fucks you up in a really weird way. they sell it at head shops

ALL the drugs and alcohol, rachel? ALL OF THEM? krokodil? k2? really sketchy ecstasy?

i mean, if these people missed the ending they missed the ~frozen reveal~ and frozen is the most important thing in 'MURICA from what i've seen sooooooo

still looks better than all of y'all~

i mean miley obvi hates xtina because she's a britney stan and you can't like both of them duhhhhhhhhh

my coworker recently had a wedding with no alcohol. needless to say, i didn't go bahaha