pharaohsbones
pharaohsbones
pharaohsbones

this gif is so awkward why

have you gotten the bottled version yet? i stalked a million bodegas until i found it at 7-11 and bought sooo many the clerk laughed at me. it's obviously not as good because fountain > bottles but it's still delicious.

this needs to be in my mouth yesterday

yeah, okay, this is perfection and huffpo needs to recognize:

masterchef junior (what i'm assuming you're talking about) is the greatest thing that has ever happened in the history of TV

welp, you're officially worse at ranking things than burneko. CONGRATS hahaha

i thought anything about heidi and spencer was banned on gawker media sites? am i making that up? did we all try and fail?

yeah, i went on friday and there was only one child (who subsequently everyone hated.) it was mostly women in their 20's and 30's and a variety of gay men.

so disgusting that #welcomehomechrisbrown is trending on twitter. the glorification of release dates (michael alig, etc.) is getting out of hand

bets on who she wore? i would die if it was a sleek little calvin number

erin, i'm glad you got to post a piece as light hearted and silly as this today as well <3

nope, orphan black is definitely infinity% real

i love that ~fashin~ somehow became no brows or heavy cara d. style brows. like there's no gray area. to brow or not to brow (at all).

she's too good for ANTM, fuck this so hard. why is she lowering herself to that hot mess of a show?

damn, RIP, beautiful <3 your writing will forever inspire me to make my own better

to be fair, i'm 99% sure she has 99% nothing to do with it besides cashing the checks so don't be too sad. and if it means anything to you, i went to ~fashion school~ and own a pair of shoes from the line LOL

her clothing line is actually one of, if not the most, successful celebrity clothing brands (they rake in $$$$billions or something)

how long till lilo throws her ~cowboy hat~ in the ring?

naw, but i know whatever it is can cause some horrible terrible birth defects. it didn't really work for me anyway so i don't think it's worth it, but a lot of people have a good experience

yes! i was on accutane in HS and my mom was always pissed because she would find little X-ed out preggo women all around the house.... i wish i was kidding