yeah, but treating her son like he's been punished so terribly is not good parenting imo

and the little paper covers over each pill are a pregnant silhouette with a red X through it o.O

hey, toni braxton. this one's for you:

can "uno dos tres hahahahahahaah" be my new catchphrase?

that lea michele story just confirms that it's pretty creepy that the people who play high schoolers on TV are (usually) way older than actual high schoolers

thank you! <3

dearest madeleine,

YAY just got passes for the NYC screening, thanks jez <3

lol this is just like the dance skit from the maya rudolph show last night, but i'm pretty sure i was one of only like 3 people who watched it

fucking christ no. cookie dough bites are like 99% of the reason i enjoyed going to the movies as a child

serious question is paris still dating river? because that's the only reason she would be relevant to me

thank you, she is!

i have a tattoo of a half octopus/half woman with heart pasties over her nipples. she's not even HUMAN and i have to cover it as to not offend someone (who remained nameless) at work. i debate cutting out a bathing suit from a victoria's secret catalogue and taping it on my arm.

anybody who asks me is also going to have to pay for the bottle(s) of wine it's gonna take to tell the story

young joe biden is OBJECTIVELY bae

100% serious when i say i'm going to get a barbed wire tattoo in solidarity with pam

no thank YOU you're so sweet <3

it wasn't exact because we put them together last minute, but i found the dress at a thrift store and happened to have a denim bustier because i'm weird

nobody asked me so i wound up going with a friend of a friend who was awkward and wouldn't touch me let alone ~grind~ like all the cool kids do. danced with my "ex boyfriend" (it was never that serious) the whole night instead. i'm a really heavy sweater and looked like i had taken a dunk in the pool so when he gave…

i totally agree!! haha it was my BFF and i's last halloween costume :D haha