omg that's one of my favorite levels of fame. that and people who check/respond to their indirects on twitter.

kendall and kylie jenner are tumblr personified and it freaks me out. straight from the blue hair/general fashion choices down to the ~~~dystopian novel~~~

was considering keeping aereo to watch the billboard music awards (i was gonna cancel my account since SHIELD ended, lol) and then i realized that i pretty much hate everyone who is going to be there. especially robin thicke.

"have formed a clique of mean girls bent on excluding Jennifer Garner."

why did you have to bring kfed into this

synthetic weed, it's basically potpourri that fucks you up in a really weird way. they sell it at head shops

ALL the drugs and alcohol, rachel? ALL OF THEM? krokodil? k2? really sketchy ecstasy?

i mean, if these people missed the ending they missed the ~frozen reveal~ and frozen is the most important thing in 'MURICA from what i've seen sooooooo

still looks better than all of y'all~

i mean miley obvi hates xtina because she's a britney stan and you can't like both of them duhhhhhhhhh

my coworker recently had a wedding with no alcohol. needless to say, i didn't go bahaha

"In her Vanity Fair piece, Monica Lewinsky rightfully points out that Beyoncé verbified the wrong person in the lyrics to "Partition": it would be more accurate to say, "He Bill Clinton'ed all over my gown."

oh definitely, i don't even think she looked that good, it was just actually on theme

i mean, that sounds like the definition of white tie to me. it's like the fanciest of fancy, which is bound to do both of those things

what's the point of the theme if practically nobody is going to follow it? what does it mean when kendall jenner understands "white tie" better than most?

you know the met gala is fucked when sarah silverman is one of the best dressed

"According to contemporary folklore, Selena Gomez stopped being friends with Taylor Swift because she is "boring."

the link's above! http://ohnotheydidnt.livejournal.com/87818292.html

i pride myself on knowing everything about britney and i did NOT know about #6 wtf

joshua malina kinda creeps me out (sorry, dude) so i'd say this is A+ casting