this looks like one of those duct tape prom dresses -_-

"The media [said], 'Either you like Banks or Iggy,' so labels were like, 'There can only be one rapper with a vagina,' " explains Azalea."

i'm dying to know what her favorite sketch so far on the show is, because so many of them are golden

cooking up some chile sauce? is that the best lyric ever??

MAIN LINE PRIDE!!

how many dirtbag proclamations do i have to make before selena notices and lets me try and help her out?

as much shit as i talk about lilo, i'm sorry she had to go through that. especially because all i would have wanted to do is pound bottle after bottle of wine afterwards. i hope she was able to find some peace.

R U TELLING ME EVERYTHING I READ ON THE INTERWEB MIGHT NOT BE TRUE???????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BUT THEN WHAT IZ THE POINT???!!!!!111111!!!

idk why it's so surprising to me that beyonce apparently gets botox/fillers etc. it's like going to disney and seeing mickey without the head of his costume on. ruins the magic.

i walked past MIA in tompkins square park and lena dunham once told me she liked the tattoo on my shoulder, so i guess i'll go see myself out

alison, duh. because of this:

this is brilliant, but my honest first thought was the horror of getting all that eyeliner off your skin

hi selena, i have no experience but i think i would make a great manager. mainly i would keep you away from the devil child that is your (current? ex?) boyfriend. i think that will solve a lot of your problems <3

well, in honor of good ol' LC, i suggest a felt tip marker style pen. it's the only way i can even remotely look okay and not a raccoon. revlon makes a decent one for cheap.

hm good point. and she's not as insufferable as brit morin.

that's really accurate. to be fair, i haven't read it. and i'm grouchy from allergies. but she sure has perfected winged eyeliner from what i have seen.

i couldn't care less about lauren conrad, but kudos to her for still remaining relevant by uber-filtering pictures of cupcakes and whatnot. she's living every basic girl's dream and i'm assuming, making a lot of money from it

my BFF is beeeeeyond obsessed with hillz and on a flight right now, i sent him a screenshot saying "i hope this is the first thing you see when you land." i guess he just did because my phone blew up with 20 text messages in all caps

omfg why do people still consistently use the same non-apology?! THE INTERNET IS YOUR FRIEND, USE IT.

mindy herself even called jezebel/dodai out on twitter for it in a since deleted tweet. humph.