as dumb as this is, it's a million times better than the veet commercials

"My vision for the women's line was to create a collection that I would like to see a woman wear," Levine told WWD."

that photo makes gaga look like coachella and tumblr got drunk and puked all over a forever 21

so unbelievably tragic and the internet still finds a way to surprise me with it's fuckery. since when is "i didn't even know who she was" an appropriate addition to the conversation?

A$AP AND CHANEL?!?!!!! since when?????? can they plz have a baby and dress it incredibly well???

wait, what TV show used this as a plot line? i wanna say SVU but i know that's not right. nip/tuck?

ah, i must have missed that part. not like cosmo's the most reliable source anyway. but you're right- it's definitely weird. i'll wait as long as i need to, however... bahaha

okay peepz, so apparently the james franco thing was a publicity stunt for his new movie, which involves him getting it on with a teenage girl.

i'm not above it either. i mean, i eat philadelphia rolls soooo close enough, right?

i may be a skeeze but i'm not a liar, haha

<3 <3 <3 <3

haha def not, but i have tattoos that will give me away if any of my friends/family see this, so unless james decides to put the photo on the blast, it ain't being posted

who do you think i am, jennette mccurdy?

thank you <3

ahaha i read that james franco story yesterday and immediately instagram directed him a ~tasteful~ (HA) picture of my tatas saying "22, and all yours baby" still no response -_-

lol WHOOPS, for the longest time i thought lil debbie was kreayshawn's nickname... which sounds even more ridiculous now that i've typed it out

please, it's not like she's jessica simpson (who's line is actually very successful but that's another story). she seems to actually have creative input into what is produced and major celebs wear her clothes.

the "sexy picture" wasn't even that scandalous?? it wasn't full frontal like vanessa's of yesteryear

yes, watch it! it's super short so not a crazy time commitment but it's pretty rewarding.

missionary and caffeine, y'all are the worst.