i just finished watching the guild yesterday, this is perfect. fawkes i <3 u

i've always said that 75% of my wedding budget will be spent on a super top shelf open bar. and that's it. maybe some baskets of bread. i just want the booze.

because i've apparently reached a new low and i didn't realize how sad i am about the show ending, i'm buying aereo just for the night (well, starting a free trial) just to watch the finale live and not see any spoilers lolololol

I NEED HEDWIG TICKETS. cheapest ones are $50, i think? that's totally doable. i'll go alone if i have to, goddamnit

thank you <3

so adam, you didn't take the advice i gave you in a previous jezebel comment to just stand there and look pretty. instead, you went the complete opposite direction and have decided to start acting? no. NO.

"20. You are, scientifically speaking, the least diverse band of all time. What do you have to say for yourselves?"

the. best. place. on. earth.

the only thing i miss about my hometown (besides my dog) is wawa. once i got stoned with an okcupid date and we discussed how we want to build a wawa hotel in NYC that has 24/7 wawa food room service. i don't know why i'm telling you this. their coffee and mac and cheese are just that good.

"On March 20, Tatum's was found dead in a Maryland hotel room."

"her lips were stained with red wine at another bar"

i'm way too upset that JD is gonna get beat by margaritas :'(

i love cosmic brownies, lol NO SHAME. and i don't even have to be stoned to eat them.

wasn't that funny imo, but i love it just because aubrey plaza is in it and everything she touches is gold

tbh, i got a livenation email with a presale code about it... so that probably says something about my concert preferences...........................

isn't BSB currently on tour with avril lavigne? why the fuck do i know this?

i would love to know how demi moore feels right now, being in the middle of ashton's mila sandwich and all*

i am having a shit fucking day and this just made me SO incredibly happy, thank u internet

"while that was not the intent, the perception became reality" really fucking irks me