i can just imagine my former adderall-addicted college self railing a couple lines and voting for it until closing time tomorrow

he looks like this guy who said very, very, very horrible things to me on okstupid a little while back. no thank you, i now feel the need to go shower in boiling hot water.

my apartment actually came with a microwave? idk, maybe that's more common now?

lol i've seen the pretty reckless in concert more times than i care to admit. they do put on a good show..............................................

i can't tell you how many people yesterday, like myself, didn't even know she was dating jagger. coverage of her death has been atrocious and i can only hope that she found the peace she so desperately needed.

you, and only you, are forgiven in my eyes

99% of the time my reason for drinking champagne is simple thirst

alright, alright. it just makes me sad. i wish your world was more effervescent.

what the hell kind of champagne were you drinking??? even $6 bottles of andre are bottles of bubbly glory

who are the psychos voting for smirnoff ice SHOW YOURSELVES

are there people on this planet who DON'T wanna see this movie? because they cannot be trusted and should be banished

i'm 6' and have been struggling with depression and anxiety myself. hi internet twin, i couldn't agree more.

right? neither did i. this clickbait shit, from the NY times even, is completely obscene and disgraceful

"L'Wren Scott hates being referred to as Sir Mick Jagger's girlfriend and wants to be recognised for her own talent as a fashion designer"

his fashion week reporting is THE BEST. i'm pretty sure it's on youtube, i would start there :)

a comedian, host of billy on the street on comedy central and now has a recurring role on parks & rec

it was pretty long and i don't remember all of it :(

billy eichner, you won. congrats.

the first credits easter egg-thing is more of franco in the skinny jeans, which tbh was dumb and disappointing. the message is at the veeeery end of the credits. i had been waiting for it too

buy it! i'm going to :)