i am from philly and yes it's one of the worst cities ever but you need to sit the fuck down with that scrapple business

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ugh why is she even still relevant

it kind of scares me how much 'murica is obsessed with tv shows centered around lawyers/the criminal system

similar, but i thought this:

if my teachers had done stuff like this, i would have learned sooooo much more. instead i just spent multiple hours screaming about having to touch a dead frog, although i did name him prince charming

everything about dancing with the stars creeps me out and idk why

woooooooah no need for the epic shade throwing on britney. i think the album title is cute, she has said it will be her most personal album yet

YES. it's sofia coppola sparkling wine and it's delicious.

~4EVA~

idk, i buy it as if it were MAD magazine and strictly for the ~lulz~ but i imagine it's still known as "the bible" for the adult versions of all the pumpkin spice latte brats who still wear velour tracksuits

i get the change takes time, but every time i pick up cosmo all i see are the same 157 tips on how to give a blow job

"the first question to ask a prospective mate was, ‘What is your racial background?’"

the nice part of me wants to be happy for her

all i would need: a fountain flowing with jameson

i like rebel, i think she's silly and i honestly can say idgaf about her weight, but super fun night is SO fucking disappointing. i watched the first episode and just wanted to cry; my hopes were set way too high.

i feel like following the kardashians on instagram is the equivalent to watching the show, no?

roseanne is irrelevant after that ridiculous twitter fight she started with lindy. #notsorryaboutit

congrats and good luck! (even though you will ~obvi~ be missed)

um, don't you think "malignant" is like, way harsh, tai?