ALBERT DID YOU NOT LEARN THE FIRST TIME?!

ok, i know that i don't need to ~rise to the occasion and come to jezebel's defense~ but WHOLE PASSAGES WERE TAKEN. not randomly re-arranged sentences that could easily be misconstrued. melissa gorga clearly advocated horrendous things and any attempt at saying they were taken out of context is just idiotic

you know ADR is gonna rock one of those headpieces faster than you can blink

THIS.

okay, so i don't have cable, but i NEED to find a (gay) bar in NYC that will be having a viewing party

okay, i'm ngl, i love me some stars are blind but this is just horrendous

i saw lorde in nyc last night and i'm not ashamed to say she was fucking flawless

mirena IUD all the way

yup, came here to say the same thing

i wanted to say fuck this.

i love the ~aspirational~ spreads in vogue, just not any of the ones in US vogue. i'd buy the international ones if they weren't so damn expensive.

is it me or does the internet/world hate women even more than usual this week?

omg stop i'm cackling

"It was clearly an accident. You're free to go...DOWN ON ME!"

i thought those juicy couture-esque track suits died in the early 2000's

i read the interview this morning and i still cannot get over the fact that she drinks GATORADE AND MALIBU. together. as in a cocktail.

lololol in rob delaney's live at the bowery ballroom he talks about baby eating rather extensively....

no.

i just don't understand. did she seriously think she was gonna be famous forever? she's not madonna, she's just some blonde with a bad haircut who popped out a bunch of kids at the same time

ugh i love lorde so much but i feel like such a pedo