pharaohsbones
pharaohsbones
pharaohsbones

favorite celeb scent? (aside from stan allegiance because that's britney all the way)

i'm sure it would do better than whatever statistics they would pull out of their ass, too

um, haven't we already seen gaga like 99.9% nude anyway? granted i don't wanna look at the pics cause i'm at work but like... i'm pretty sure i already know what her vag looks like

"a former stripper at a Sunset Boulevard strip club...................we won't dignify it with responding to any further questions."

nicole's makeover (pseudo-documented by the simple life) is undoubtedly one of the best of all time

it's just the "yiddish"/"jewish" (i can't believe i just typed that) word for cream cheese, or sometimes anything you spread on something else

99% of my alignment with my judaism is cultural as opposed to religious. 99% of that is because of the food.

gimme one with lox and some schmear and i'd eat the hell out of it

i have the worst insomnia issues but i got banned from taking ambien because i used to abuse it and take like 6 at a time and trip balls before i passed out. fun times. but actually. it was always the "cleanest" trip. bahaha

GIRL. hold on to your adam-esque man forever. as long as he's the nicer version ;P

because of pictures like the one mentioned above and this

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true, but in all honesty, i do kinda like maroon 5 before they were maroon 5 and were called kara's flowers

i don't care if adam levine is the biggest dbag on the planet, all i wanna do is fuck his brains out till the end of time. he just wouldn't be allowed to talk

damn, wasn't expecting this one to be free.

thank you

a professor at FIT told me her clothing line makes the most money of any celeb's and idgi x a bazillion

i mean the SATs are more about how you take the test, not actually what you know. no i wasn't 11, but i also did damn well for no real reason

i mean the SATs are more about how you take the test, not actually what you know. no i wasn't 11, but i also did damn well for no real reason

i'm a digital editor at a group of engineering magazines LOL

i mean yeah he's obviously super smart, but my score on the SAT's out of 2400 was 2200........... and i went to fashion school