took the plunge. i clicked "only me" for the privacy settings and will now delete

i kind of want to take the test for shits and giggles but i don't want to connect my facebook.....

i wasted my heels-years on high school because i'm an idiot and now they just hurt too goddamn much to wear unless they're a wedge with a relatively flat platform

the fact that someone thought to compare macklemore to anything other than a turd is mind boggling to me

i miss pon de replay rihanna

i can't believe i just read all of that

i just laughed so hard i stopped breathing. thank you, lindy. i needed that.

should have hooked up with your sister

what's equally disturbing is how he folded that pocket square

this song has been on my ~going out~ playlist for forever and i don't think that will ever change save for when i stop ~going out~ but.... yeah no

i think my ovaries just exploded

well, now i know what i'm eating for dinner for at least a month straight

omg how did i not know this was happening I IZ SO EXXXCITED

um hello and pornstache from OITNB has olivia hostage which EVERYONE FAILS TO MENTION AND IS PERSONALLY A VERY BIG DEAL

it's a miracle that i can still be surprised by internet peoples' stupidity

can heidi klum go back to just standing there and looking pretty plz

i've read it (to myself) but i can only imagine how great the audio version is

she could do an hour long spoken word piece about her grocery list and i would still watch and be totally enthralled

all babies pretty much look the same. this is dumb.

well, that sounds like it will probably suck