Jinni, as usual, you are too kind. I provide my own (partial reading) below:

Private Planes fall out of the sky and onto roads all the time...

I can’t believe that in 2017, the United States of America needs a goddamn team of babysitters for the fucking President.

It’s like a new governess hired to manage a particularly unruly child, and using every trick in her bag to make him behave.

Last night in Phoenix I read the things from my statements on Charlottesville that the Fake News Media didn’t cover fairly.

Oh I miss the Simpsons. Will def reference that clip to make my point.

As an immigrant, I feel there is a special place in hell for those that want to close the door and throw away the keys once they’re here. I can’t stand those that want to change any system they’ve personally benefited from and allow themselves to be used as poster-people for whatever cause.

Aww...you’re too good for this world, friend. We’re mostly stoner nerds who have crippling anxiety, so I sincerely appreciate the respect.

Well I severed ties with a woman that did not even vote for Donald Trump. She supported Hillary but can’t vote (she is not a citizen) but she has Trump supporter friends and has gotten some of their ideas. My grandpa came to the US undocumented and he was illiterate (he learned to read and write here) and this woman…

In the past few weeks we’ve said goodbye to the Mooch, Spicey, Reince and as of today, Steve Bannon.

It’s only been 7 months. This seriously needs to stop. And to all of the people claiming that Trump is the lesser of two evils or that he and Hillary were the same....

He’s a textbook case of Narcissistic Personality Disorder. People with this disorder have an incredibly fragile ego and require constant reassurances of their greatness. And *only* greatness will do. NPD people have poor impulse control, are unable to tell flattery from truth, and fly into rages (sometimes very…

My dad is really good at getting cigarettes for an extensive period of time.

He keeps tickling his base, and that’s all he can do. He’s too undisciplined not to lash out at every perceived enemy, and his base loves it when he lashes out at the news media, at Democrats, at establishment Republicans, at Swamp residents like Comey and Mueller and Rosenstein, at Muslims and brown people. …

You and I have discussed this before - it’s an administration that fundamentally doesn’t see any purpose to diplomacy. “We’re the strongest, most powerful nation. Give us what we want or else,” is their idea of diplomacy. Also, with State being Hillary’s former bailiwick, anything that weakens it is seen as a great…

Just a note- they’re totally going to vote in that Senate Health Care bill this week. The good news, there’s two definite no votes so far, that being Susan Collins and Rand Paul. The bad news is the remaining moderates are hiding in a bunker hoping nobody notices they haven’t said no yet. Supposedly, they’re too…

If they’re trying to convince me that he doesn’t have Alzheimer’s and the only person who can manage him is his daughter, they’re failing. Miserably.

And that in of itself is obscene. These parents are going through a horrific time and have not yet come to the place where they can let their child go. And he is trying to make political hay on it. And it makes me want to wretch.

I am confused by Trump’s tweets, because he talks in circles. And then I realize that that’s exactly the point.