I swear Trump could walk up to a WWII vet, punch him in the face while wiping his ass with an American flag and screaming “im a liberal and I love gays and abortion” all on live TV, then the next day go on Fox and Friends and say “I never did that” and his stupid fuck supporters (and the people in Fox) would say “see…

“I’ve helped pass and signed 38 Legislative Bills, mostly with no Democratic support, and gotten rid of massive amounts of regulations. Nice!”

If there’s any consolation in this its that it’s the least effective witness intimidation tactic EVER!

“You’d better hope there isn’t any tape of our conversation!”
“The conversation between us that completely supports my account of events?”
“Exactly. Check and mate...”

Wait, is he literally boasting about obstruction/witness tampering/testimony influencing?

Here is the thing I don’t see mentioned: Comeys testimony desribed three meetings. The first was at Trump Tower, where Comey was alerting Trump about the “Pee tape dossier” without trying to come across in Comey’s words “like J. Edgar Hoover” ...in effect making Trump feel like he was presenting him with this…

He obsesses over people who are generally more liked than him. Obama, Hilary, Meryl Streep, Stephen King, all the people he sputters about as being crooked/talentless/evil, are all people that are considered to be the top in their fields and are respected by the population. He can’t understand why he isn’t…

That, and he doesn’t have the attention span to actually listen to what anyone else says to him. So he’ll half (more like quarter, or eighth) pay attention and respond using some of their words but mostly his.

You know what’s fun? Being stuck waiting for a shuttle in a dealership lobby with Fox News blaring on three screens. Here’s what I learned, in the 10 or so minutes I was stranded:

We need to start conducting this witch hunt properly—we’ll throw Trump in a lake and, if he drowns, he’s innocent.

Uhhh... how did he still have a job as a movie reviewer after that Emma Watson comment???

Well, if Putin has to take out somebody, we could a lot worse....

Because children now adays are becoming “programmers” (aka hackers, crackers and (MOSTLY)script kiddies). More children know how to jailbreak and root their phones use “tools” to modify their apps. Even use various vpns and bots. The funny thing about this is they waste their time getting free movies and using “tools”…

Or a fat guy in his parent’s basement.

“it’s cool to hate America these days”

You guys are tweeting all these at him, right?

For some reason, this issue of volcanos has become a paramount issue for the Pompeiians. - Praefectus Pence 79 AD

- Mike Pence 3517 BC

“For some reason, this issue of Native Americans has become a paramount issue for General George Armstrong Custer.” - Lt. Mike Pence, at the outbreak of the Battle of the Little Bighorn

“For some reason, this issue of smallpox has become a paramount issue for the Natives.” Colonist Pence, 1616

“For some reason, this issue of atomic bombs has become a paramount issue for the Japanese.” - Mike Pence, circa 1945