Because it’s literally all he has. All his assets will go up in smoke when the Russians call in their markers (or they will be seized via RICO), his wife hates his fucking guts, his presidency has been an abject failure since Day 1, his eyesight and mental faculties are failing, and his election “win” is the only -…

This is how I think the rest of the world reacts when they are forced to deal with the staggering incompetence of 45.

This one is also good:

So I’ve been reading comments on other sites today which is never good for my bloodpressure, and can I just reiterate 2 things that most Jez people know:

Remember when Donald was going to make us respected by the whole world? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

“I will piss myself laughing if Kushner turns out to be the one who sells Trump up the river.”

There is a 0% chance that 45 doesn’t say something totally insane, even for him, on this trip. It is going to be long, boring, and he won’t be able to go golfing. He is going to be grouchy as a baby on a roadtrip with a dirty diaper.

It’s OK, you guys. The WaPo comment section assures me that this is FAKE NEWS.

THE GOP HUNGER GAMES ARE STARTING

“I was going to fire Comey,” Trump told NBC. “Regardless of the recommendation, I was going to fire Comey.”

He absolutely deserved to be fired for what he did to Clinton. But let’s not kid ourselves that he was fired for that reason. He was fired because Trump is afraid that Comey is on to something. This is beyond Watergate levels of corruption. We need a special independent prosecutor to oversee that investigation. …

Good god you are correct.

I was thinking I wouldn’t even say that shit to my kid if they brought home a C let alone the fucking president and the scale of his responsibilities. I literally hold my 7 year old to a higher standard.

Stop stifling it. Laugh in their faces. I’m tired of tiptoeing around those idiots. With everything coming down the pipe from Mango Mussolini, I’m pissed off and ready to take those jackasses down.

Goes through a grueling trial. Barely escapes jail. At first he thinks it’s business as usual, rich shit getting out of jail for free. But his assets are seized and frozen. He’s broke, destitute. He’s stuck with Melania, too, and she with him. They hate each other but can’t separate. His kids are disrespected…

They are also facing decreasing consumption and competition from various non-dairy milks. They are also hobbled by the stupidity that led them to vote (three times) for that anal fissure Scott Walker and President Nazi McStupidpants.

Wow, amazing how much power Dems apparently have with no majority. *eyeroll forever*

2013 GOP

Oh please. That’s like saying if murder was legal, it would be morally acceptable to do it.

I’m waiting for the SNL treatment the week after that happens. :)