I have said this before and it never stops being true: Donnie sounds like someone trying to have a serious conversation on a ball of cocaine. I really can’t listen to him talk, and when I read the shit he said, he sounds like a puppy that has too many shiny objects and noise makers around it.

I’ve been saying that, too, including about the St. Petersberg attacks. I see the hand of Putin in all this.

I don’t want to be a conspiracy theorist but it did go through my mind yesterday that the shooting was a false flag to increase Le Pen’s popularity.

It seems like Trump has decided that 65 years of standoff diplomacy with North Korea, in which zero lives have been lost due to war, has failed and the only solution left is to risk nuclear annilation for millions.

I have family that lives in Seoul and I live on the west coast, this North Korea thing is scaring the shit out of me. And I can’t do anything about it.

Probably because one of the best arguments against granting custody to the wife is that she knowingly married and procreated with Alex fucking Jones. Hard to imagine better evidence of poor decision making.

I would’ve replied earlier, but I was still digging

Doesn’t this tweet make you feel safe, warm and cozy?

+1. I turn off NPR whenever he starts talking. I prefer to read my daily dose of stupidity. Most preferably with a heavy dose of Jez snark to make the medicine go down.

He’s probably lost $17,000 worth of golf balls since his inauguration.

According to a statement from the Pentagon, the bomb was the “right munition” for targeting ISIS.

Trump doesn’t KNOW Bannon? It’s like telling me that I don’t really know my clit.

Is that where they sell the rings?

Me and my teen friends are going to win that skateboarding contest to save the holocaust center!

Holocaust centers.

Mattis just claimed we destroyed “20% of Syria’s operational aircraft”, which is utter garbage. Even the best case estimates straight from the Pentagon don’t approach 20% of Syria’s estimated airpower.

Them Jap Koreans had it coming for all the jew gassing they did in Vietnam. Trumps America applauds his attack on Chinese city Tokyo.

My highschool’s student council ran more efficiently than this clusterfuck of an administration. I don’t think Trump could even organize a dance for 16 year olds, at this rate.

The Trump cannot read conspiracy* may be the best thing that Sam Bee has done. And that is one high fucking bar.

As someone whose 15 year old Yorkshire Terrier is living in his last days, I’m gonna have to skip this one. It might break me. :(