phantomsnack
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phantomsnack

every Democrat needs to realize that obstructing the government, blocking nominees, preventing votes, filibustering, etc has no fucking negative implications anymore.

No, but it’s 2017. So 1939 was 78 years ago.

A mission Obama’s team found too risky...

“offer comfort”

Drag her, drag Ivanka, drag the fucking ten year old. I don’t give a single, solitary fuck anymore. Do what needs done.

Capitulating and playing nice with these motherfuckers for the last sixteen years has led straight to this shit. It’s time for us to strangle the fucking stupid out of them if we have to.

Omg that woman was a freaking rock. Brava, and I’m so sorry on behalf of our beyond fucked country.

Ready for teaching!

That’s the only bright spot about this story. Sebastian Stan gifs in the comments.

It me. I’m just trying to spread a little joy in our shitty reality. 

I have a vast collection of Sebastian Stan gifs for all occasions. 

Jeebus, I’m so glad that in between his 7 hours of TV a day and tearing the country apart with his shitty executive orders he has time to be this fucking petty.

I see two different scenarios unfolding in Washington:

Take a deep breath and remember:

In the past 30 minutes(!!!) I’ve gotten news alerts on my phone that:

My church is already reaching out to undocumented people to help.

From what I can tell, Trump originally got the idea that 3 million people voted illegally from InfoWars, (Alex Jones,) who, and I’m not kidding, got it from some guy named Jeff on Twitter. Jeff won’t reveal his sources or his methodology, but feels sure that it’s true.

Every NYTimes push I get is greeted by “Oh god, what did he do now?!” Followed by me wincing as i click through. Today when Mary Tyler Moore died I was genuinely relieved that I just had to celebrate the death of a kickass lady.

This is me after waking up and rushing to my computer literally every single day

So, lately I find myself sitting on websites like Jezebel, reading articles, and then when I’m finished reading all the new content I hit ‘refresh’ over and over and over and over and over and...