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“Volvo Keeps Doing This”
From the photo, I thought you meant they make every car in their lineup look exactly the same :P
(Not a bad thing, actually... when you develop a brand identity that handsome, why not exploit it for all it’s worth?)

Don’t worry, this air freshener is INflammable!

I disagree. Nearly half of voting Americans did the dumbest thing ever three years ago.

Gonna risk the social justice points and just state that “gender reveals” are the dumbest thing ever.

Look at those swan assholes just waiting to start something.

One of these. It’s literally bigger than many houses.

My wife has this habit of getting in the car and before turning it on, she gets out her phone to queue up music, directions, w/e. But that phone use has a tendency to expand into checking texts, returning texts, checking snapchat, facebook, etc. Dear god woman, turn on the car, it’s 100F in here and I can’t even crack…

Man these cars are pretty. Hopefully the depreciate to where I can afford one.

Kansas keeps finding reasons for me to not want to go there.

I hate that front end.
Why not put the 2017 Model S front fascia instead?

so he has a Lambo with Goku on it, cool. but why the fuck does he have his dirty fucking shoe on the hood of a $400,000 car?

*five minutes later...*

Hey, thanks for responding! Countersteer questions happen every Tuesday, just so you’re on the lookout! :)

Well hello there.

Mazda drivers are usually pretty good drivers from what I’ve seen.

Thanks Ashley, now whenever we talk about Trump in politics I will just think about how we were this close to Mike Tyson solving this problem for us in the 80s.

That’s not even fair.