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I sat down to watch the video. Then the launch happened. I stood up, and realized my clothes had disappeared. What

A man walks into a bar with a piece of asphalt under his arm and says...........”A beer please and one for the road.”

It’s Torch Time! What strain are you smoking today?

Fixed it.

I’d drive the fuck out of this thing

Why would someone buy this over a Mazda Deuce ?


Not putting miles on your Ferrari is like not having sex with your Girl Friend so she’ll be more desirable to her next Boy Friend.

Black 2012-present Ford Focus (SEL or higher for chrome trim)

Saw the title, didn’t even need to see the argument. Of course you can be an enthusiast. If the only car you own is a Prius, you can be an enthusiast. Being an enthusiast isn’t about the car you own, it’s about the cars you want to drive.

I went to a Coffee and Cars event hosted by a local Olds club. Parked my car and took one of my sons to see a line of 442s they had along one row. Had a nice visit with a couple of the owners and saw some really well cared for cars.

When we turned to head back to our car, a Model S, there were three small groups of

Man, he really cleans up.

1. ethan couch has a better disguise than superman

My wife bought a 2008 VW Rabbit from a rental fleet with 20,000 miles on it. Now at over 105,000, it has been the most reliable car she’s ever owned (used to drive fords). The only odd thing that needed to be replaced was the heater core...

124 dead, $594m in settlements, 2 people fired (?), 0 executives prosecuted.

124 dead? $594 in settlements and Volkswagen are facing $20bn in fines?

I can’t stand that this happens, but the Estoque or Asterion freaking didn’t.