phantomlimb
Phantomlimb
phantomlimb

Worst hook-up ever.

I just made a boom boom.

That fingernail polish really sets off your forehead, I like it.

That fingernail polish really sets off your forehead, I like it.

I wanna rock with you.

I wanna rock with you.

Let me out of the hospital after my plane crash.

Let me out of the hospital after my plane crash.

Dark Chocolate matters.

Check out the male C3P0 next to R2

She wore the same dress on Boogie Nights.

I saw it on Uranus.

The shadow of the dog is actually a ghost: hence the 5th.

“Plumbing, lighting, and even lumber are all available at specialty stores for prices that are sometimes cheaper than other retailers.”

That quick “fix” probably isn’t as I have tried bleach on water stains, which usually is tannic acid from the wood between floors or the roof trusses.

Da Bears.

That statue says Kiss me not kill me and it will wake up and make all of your football dreams come true. come on you know you wanna...

Carbonite sucks... but man they make great luggage.

Must lift middle finger...

Shep hearts you monitor...

Shep hearts you monitor...

First use a UV light to determine what kind of fluid stain it is , Step 2 use KILZ oil based to completely block the stain. Step 3 repaint. Should you wish to completely have a nice job.

Hey batter, hey batter, hey batter, sa wing...