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Once heard a surgeon who wood worked as a hobby talking to the Tool store owner in the early 90's while I was shopping. He owned one and said it depreciated over $40,000 in 2 years when he went to trade it. The shop owner looked aghast and asked if he heard him correctly. Yes he replied, I piped in probably will

You can bet he is going to make a profit.

Lisa said good buy

Do you know how big that blanket would have to be to wrap my van?

Van in the rain beats car.

My 10 cents : Queeg Queef Cunny (part cunt part honey)

Toyota makes the greatest trucks, Caterpillar makes the greatest engines. I vote for.... Cat Power

I hate hoarders.

The bonus is that all those cars are stored in a desert.

You can come smell my van if you treasure that smell.

I have been pulled over in Nevada doing 96 in a 70 and told to slow it down, and have a nice day. WTF Virginia.

Adam Corolla is worse.

Paul Newman: Race driver , Celebrity Chef = Salad dressing, Regular car. Moron who drives a car. Makes sense.

My voice of reason sounds different when my finger is in my nose. ow.

My uncle says it is going to be a title loan company.

Her Weight is really making it hard for her to sing.

Alex your imaginary girlfriend is on line 2.