It seems to be missing the thrusty bits... And I don’t mean Elvis’ hips.

You obviously know nothing of dirt bikes as both of those statements are accurate.

My first job out of college (B.S. in Construction Management) paid $54,000/year plus a 10% travel incentive, among many other benefits of travelling, but for this purpose, my salary was effectively $60,000 (and this was in 2010 - so this same amount is about $69,000 in today’s dollars). These jobs and companies exist.…

The only downside is that you have to live in Chicago.

The game of Lava, Mustang, Crowds is a lot like Rock, Paper, Scissors.

This is the correct falcon to import:

The Capri did it better:

Toronto Police couldn’t explain how the car got there or a motive, but they did provide the media with a sketch of the most likely suspects.

Bruh...

More insanity. How in hell can we truly get over race with this?

That’s ridiculous. The fact that I will look up the race of the business owner and then prefer this business based on that is WRONG.

Great idea! Lets fight racism with more racism! /s

No thanks. I prefer businesses to have no particular racial bias at all.

So, the knee-jerk response is to further delineate people by race? Is this the melting pot for which we strive? I think not.

Thanks for asking. My answers, in the order they were asked....

I guess you’ve found your reason to be outraged today! Now you can settle down in a nice chair, have a cup of coffee and be proud of how enlightened you think you are!

Way to take a genuinely good question, and turn it into a sexist argument. People like you are what is wrong with the internet (among other things.)

Joel realized he had an article due today and didn’t have a goddamn thing to write about.

... dammit. You’re right.

You’re wrong, make it about what sells, they have to move to SUV’s to stay relevant.