Can’t even come to read car articles without people like you existing.

Speaking of hidden features...

Having a pool in the back yard increases your odds of drowning. Owning a car dramatically increases your odds of dying in a car wreck. Being alive increases your odds of dying.

lol

First date at the gun range usually weeds out the riffraff (and an excellent closer).

Why should he have to act ashamed of something he values and enjoys just to placate some chick?

Yes, because in relationships when you treat your partner’s concerns as a joke it usually ends really well.

Well if that isn’t the most politically correct picture of todays youth, i don’t know what is. give me a break.

Virtue signal parenting, brought to you by the ‘progressive’ left everybody! This article is less about actual parenting than it is about manipulating your child into social justice activism from the earliest age possible. If Lifehacker wants to publish parenting advice, it’d be nice if the advice weren’t borderline…

Counterpoint: Don’t encourage your kids to march to take away their own civil rights.

“Oh my god, why do they even make Ferraris? Almost no one races them!”

orly

+1. Thank god for posers. Most 1960's muscle cars never went street racing, most BMW M cars never carved up a canyon road, and most Raptors don’t get jumped over termite mounds. But when those poser buyers are on to the next “cool” ride, those pristine pose-mobiles are ripe for our picking.

Pretty long winded way of saying Satan put dinosaur bones in the ground to test us.

You lost me at didn’t evolve. I was an Anthro major for a few semesters, the timeline thing... Not a thing. It’s probably a great talking point for the uninformed. But it’s not something supported by available evidence.

I saw a Honda CR-V with good lane discipline.

I saw a non-smug Prius driver.

I don’t know, I saw a BMW with working turn signals the other day.

Okay, but which one do i choose if I want more twerk?