And here’s the other thing: For the sake of arguments, let’s be a completely cynical TV exec who is thinking about the bottom line and profit margins etc. etc.

It’s so CLEARLY a story about women and women’s rights. Yes, there are men in it too, of course, but the novel isn’t about “humans.” It’s about women. Like, why are we even discussing this?

John Oliver once made a joke about a magazine called Punchable Face Weekly. I think by now they’ve got enough material to move up to a daily.

When he says that, I’m hearing “the left doesn’t put women on a creepy paternalistic pedestal, like we do, and judges them according to their own merits (and actions) like actual humans.”

Sexy.

Jesse Watters or Donald?

He’s like an anthropomorphic shit-eating grin.

That man has an astoundingly punchable face

I wouldnt go to him for political opinions or buy a used car from him but I do trust him when it comes to blowjobs. Anyone with Donald Trumps dick that far down their throat is probably an expert.

It will be called The Twain on the Hill.

Please tell me you are writing the screenplay. I would watch this movie.

Goldblum’s had his JP squeakquel. Get those kids back in the picture!

GRANT: You trained raptors? That’s amazing! Did you learn to mimic their vocalizations? Because I studied their nasal cavities for years and was finally able to—

What the character has been doing since then, and what he thinks of the fact Jurassic World was so successful for a while, are just a few of the many, many questions we have now that we know he’s returning.

Oh man. I adored Malcolm. Say no more, I’m sold on this movie already.

Let me introduce you to Kim and it will all fit together...

You have a Stupid airline SLUT!!!!appearance

So Bill O’Reilly fans = Yahoo comments. Yeah, that makes sense.