Ron Paul, Paul Ryan, Rand Paul he thinks they are one person.

Thank you. I’m going to start reading every Trump transcript like it’s Heather Graham and Julianne Moore having a coke fueled conversation in Boogie Nights.

Would not surprise me at all, considering he allegedly only sleeps 3 to 5 hours every night.

Still convinced he abuses prescription amphetamines. I feel like he’d see himself as too sophisticated for coke but could easily convince himself some uppers from a doctor are a-ok.

If this (barely) sentient cum rag understands that there are repercussions from his actions then we are in worse trouble than ever imagined.

Maybe, for a second, the clot moved.

I have said this before and it never stops being true: Donnie sounds like someone trying to have a serious conversation on a ball of cocaine. I really can’t listen to him talk, and when I read the shit he said, he sounds like a puppy that has too many shiny objects and noise makers around it.

(unintelligible screaming)

Completely agree. He just radiates love and kindness. My cynical soul loves Richard Simmons unironically and unreservedly.

I read about this, last night, and it really affected me. I understand that George Michael died at an even younger age but he was such a superstar that he seemed almost eternal. Erin Moran is sort of frozen in time for me as a sweet, round-faced kid (not far from my own age), and her passing startled me. What a sweet…

Beat me to it! Scrolled to write the very same. His David Duke dick.

His “David Duke” boner, don’t forget.

Dude just needs to stop talking. Period. He has no filter and sounds like a creepy idiot 90% of the time.

Equally logical and likely:

That’s creepy, John Mayer.

The only way Kendall Jenner would be smoking hot is if you set her on fire.

Between Twitter and the “DNA” video, Don Cheadle wins the week.

My family was not prepared for how loudly I laughed at that Cheadle tweet.

Hey Pratt, ever seen a Adam Sandler movie? :D