*readjusting my conspiracy board*

The movie did have a few fumbles, but I would’ve rather had a more cohesive structure in a sequel than the plot being retooled into a series.

...to the tune of The Road To Nowhere by The Talking Heads

You know that Drax has conflicted emotions about her.

Also, I live in Hennepin. Hennepin has a pretty prominent Somali population, but it is still predominantly Caucasian. You get the idea that Wakefield saw some collected neighborhoods and declared it The New Somali.

“But Mizz Parker...”, he said in a gentile lilt; quite like the slow spill of gravy on biscuits “You are the secret recipe.”

Here’s a satchell of five dead babies, so take me to Albakoykeeeee.

Hearts Under Chthulu

He’s not killing us as fast as I thought he would. Not for lack of trying. He’s just not the super genius about the government that he thinks he is.

I saw that too

He’ll still bounce around like a couchservative, telling everyone and their mothers what happened to friends of his friends because if black people.

He could’ve slapped his name on something like this back in 2004 and it’d still be a little iffy.

What gives corporations the right to take away monies for you shedding a light on your own racism?

I almost wish Jared Kushner would corner Watters in an elevater, hit emergency stop, and use his Bill S. Preston Esquire voice to inform Jesse that if he ever uses language like that about Ivanka again, even in private, he’ll have some MAGA guidos curbstomp Watters. Have Kushner lightly backhand him and spit on him as…

I could tolerate every character, but Van. It’s like they amped up his manchild dial to 50 and broke it. If they would’ve toned his lame plotlines down the show would still be on the air. You have to blame the writers since Alan Tudyk is a great actor.

Out of all of these social terrorists I am perhaps most bothered by people who misspell and edit swear words; especially in private emails. They always start off sounding marginally level headed, but then devolve into such a namby pamby exercise I actually believe that some of them think it’s a pass. Like God’s…

And THAT is the secret purpose of Michael Bay’s life

You can’t have your MAGA Cake and not eat it too

Hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha yes

It’s not him. It’s the David Duke cock that was grafted on to him after his penile rupture! Victim blame much? Gahhhhhh