“Congratulations, Donnie Madison! What a great video! You’ve now passed the 6th grade. Take this snack pack and enjoy yourself, because we start grade 7 first thing in the morning and- Donnie? Donnie. Donnie???! Quit making imprints of your penis on the fogged up windows!”

What we truly need to do is to let these people speak, as unpleasant as it is, but there’s no law that compels us to stick around and listen to them. The people who really want to see them speak are not going to change their minds. Us blocking them just fuels their outrage, their victim complex, and adds legitimacy to…

All the millenials need to have this truth pounded into their heads. The Bannons of the world have them . believing otherwise

Her definition of public property is looser than the juice

This will be something that I binge in August, when half the shows I love have ended and a lot haven’t started yet.

Think of it this way...

So is it the fact that the vapid, most likely to be queer-unfriendly harpies from the squad called them out the thing that leaves a bad taste?

So why are people frothing themselves up into a super outraged lather? It’s not like the writers jumped in without any self awareness. The world has learned a lot since The O.C.

I see no problem with their kiss being that shallow and eyeroll inducing if they had at least a few characters call them out on it like they would in real life, ya know? This is lame crap that happens sometimes. You don’t need to sterilize it. With clever writing they could’ve turned the whole moment on its ear and…

Only in Billo’s mind is he high profile enough to stand among Jesus, Lincoln, Kennedy, King, and Reagan. He sure measures himself near them already.

If Bill gets his papers he’ll drag out a podium and rage-fuck it for the whole world to witness just how fucking mad he is... until he comes to the realization that his base is mainly comprised of couchbound seniors. He’ll suddenly end up hospitalized for “dehydration”

Page Eddie Murphy

I’m surprised that her psychic buds network didn’t warn her.

The bulls with the biggest balls need to graze sometimes.

Ummm? How is this a broom? It has handles on both ends

Abby Huntsman must have a pretty spendy nose candy addiction. She has officially set fire to whatever tatters remained of her self respect.

This is like Louis C.K.’s breakdown of the word ‘hilarious’ and how idiots misuse it. I’m sure she’s not actually traumatized; just upset and disappointed.

I’m so proud of Manilow. Not his evil Canadian twin Manilaüx. That guy oozes rapey sweats.

Every now and then Kinja flips out and ends up compacted/jumbled like old school geocities sites. The one detail that stands out... going to star a comment, but every single click reduces likes. I think it crashes like that when they lay on the updates.

Whenever I imagine what Trump’s cuntourage could’ve possibly promised Russia with all of these clandestine fondles it depresses the hell out of me. You know they promised a wish list of grand things. Given Trump’s reputation for shitty dealings Russia will only get a few things on their list, BUT you know they’ll…