The story about the shared flight where Ewan alllllmost said hi, but was too cowardly... he should feel a touch of shame.

You know Jesse jerks his gherkin while sniffing the residue of Nazi handsweat from the leather covering the steering wheel.

I love how Ewan and Boyle discussed their years of silence and reunion. Sometimes it’s harder to just say “Hey”

My theory is that Trumpleforeskin WANTED this particular piece of his 2005 returns leaked. It’s probably the most pedestrian sample of his last 20 years. I’m more interested in 2014-17... which he’d rather have 100 nine elevens than release. Even after he’s dead and gone those records will be mysteriously difficult to…

When the Repubes suddenly decide that these diseased scrotums are nothing but a liability you’ll see underlings like Spicer weeping publicly and begging for peoples’ understanding. They’ll be the first to grab ahold of the first person of color that they see, pleading, “I’m just like you. Please tell them that I’m not…

Is that our new Secretary Of Revisionist Histories?

That is Lisa Frank’s biopsy

Yellow stains are just another form of gold.

Woka woka

He has much brain

You know he has them paperclipped and stuffed into the crotch of whatever pair of oversized slacks he’s wearing. By the time someone eventually gets their hands on them they’ll smell like Gold Bond and dick sweat. I don’t envy that person.

It’d result in Spicer whining, “Why don’t you ask Hillary and the fakestream media where Barb is?” and by week’s end some conspiracy nut will gun Winona Rider down for kidnapping and experimenting on Republican children.

My point was that that’d be the only place they’d be.

So is slapping on a hazmat suit and storming the oval office, telling Trump that the Obamas left behind germs that can turn white people black. I bet him and Bannon are bigoted enough to believe in something as ridiculous as Africanitis. We all know that Alex Jones is.

It says a lot about him that he finds the worship of a bunch of sunburnt, toothless Floridians in zubaz to be the tastiest thing in existence. He’s like an American Gods character come to life.

...turn the clocks and calendars back to last October and hope these assholes end up confused enough to leave office and go back on the campaign trail.

...and Trump and Bannon would don their high priest robes and sacrifice 100 bulls in an attempt to summon the spirit of Alistair Crowley on The White House lawn to grant them the power to vanquish Atlantis.

If only Shep Smith would do an exposé on how the lost city of Atlantis was secretly funding Black Lives Matter to build a Gayzer (laser that turns straight people gay) on the moon to use on the white population of America... and Trump believed it.

It may be upside down, but it looks rightside up to Spicer when he stares down his nose at it.

(insert KILL IN THE POLLS joke here)