I’ve noticed this happening more often lately. People responding to headlines without bothering to read the actual articles. It’s like we suddenly have a bunch of Breitbart chatmonkeys trying to stir something up, but it’s not working out how it usually does.

In the future on TLC...

Since nature abhors a vacuum...

Because “gals” are never ones to ruffle feathers. They are too busy doing laundry and wiping boogers. Some gals are on permanent vacation, too. After fulfilling their wifely duty to breed they are rewarded by husbands who permit them to stay home every day instead of having to work. “Gals” should know how lucky they…

Hell yeah Darius needs Obama to say, “Quit acting asinine. You’re grown.”

Darius McCrary had a rather unceremonious death in the first Transformers movie.

He had a fauxmance with the most reviled fembot in existence and he won’t dish. Of course the press hates his big, dumb, British nipples.

Just looking at Ryan’s loose skinned apathy it’s obvious Death has chosen to wear the skin of a shlub this time around

Neither do i. It shouldn’t matter at all.

I was just reaching for a ridiculous example. I wasn’t aware of any actual eskimo hate. Now I’m curious

One of the major downsides of the Trump Empire is that people keep having to cite Breitbart like it’s on the same level as Reuters or the AP.

I’m sure Trump’s “source” regarding this “fact” is some “guy” who called into Sean Hannity’s “news” program talking about how BLM got Obama to surveil Trump, because “the blacks” have always hated Trump’s family and their “success”...Them and the fucking “eskimos” are just jealous of all whites who believe in power.…

Phineas T. Pennyfronte?

This is why you don’t let Sweden wear green while bowling. It like honors Muhammad in a unpresidented way. There’s nothing as Muslim as Irish Swedes. It’s in the Coron. Sad.

Thanks. Though I feel a little conflicted since my award was “accidentally” given to La La Land first.

Democrats that actually served = draft dodging hippies in conservative eyes.

Also...

It’s because it made him look like a tiny tiny man. People claimed his lack of combat experience, but I bet Obama would look totally badass driving a tank.

“Daaaaaaaaad stop wearing Cosby clothes” before that phrase took on a more sinister meaning

The look he’s giving her in that pic totally says “i so nailed you”