Ignore the steps and purchase a flame-thrower

Someone on Fox would’ve called her an animal and 10,000 rednecks would’ve gathered outside The White House; demanding she be kicked out. We’d still be hearing about it.

Well, they are the types to put an end to all the school music programs... so you weren’t that far off.

She read on Breitbart that all black people shoot everyone over shoes, so she decided to play it safe and tuck.

Donald Trump lies sleepless and sweat drenched in bed every night with “...hooked on the brothers” echoing in his head.

While discussing whether Yanez is guilty or not his supporters keep bringing up the fact that he is practically a newlywed; like only morally upright and steady people are allowed to be married. Everyone on the spectrum from good to evil can find a mate. The same thing when it comes to steadiness. Even unstable people…

Thanks. After i posted it i wondered about the finer details of the story, so i googled and found out that it was b.s. i remember seeing it as a blurb on a tabloid tv show. I guess it goes to show that even before the internet some outlets felt like they could just fabricate a story around a clip (eugene levy listing…

People were visibly angry back then. When they tried to reason that he was a television actor in an interview an emotional Eugene Levy rattled off the titles for pretty much every film that John Candy had been in while his voice broke. Still wrecks me to think of it.

I just watched it. Thor’s dream board was the greatest.

He’ll parrot Nixon’s charge that if the president does it it’s not illegal, because he’s the president... while a thread of Trump’s yellow semen sways back and forth from his bottom lip.

Because she was a teeeveee person who had the audacity to pop up in movies like she was some kind of actress. This was back when tv was still seen as a lesser medium.

The Taika Factor sounds like

As odd a fit as it seemed, David O. Russell should pen and direct. And how about the dude who played Luis on Passions as Nathan Drake? I know. I know. But at least it’s not Mark Wahlberg.

That kid was a real find. Such perfect casting you can’t imagine anyone else playing him.

have you seen Hunt For The Wilderpeople?

He’s a kolachi master

Our country is rapidly becoming a TMZ comment section come to life.

Also, the stomach churning taste test from The Dark Backward. Ugh. So disturbing, but you could tell he was having a blast.

He won like ALL the colleges

You know we’re in for a dire journey when ASSHOLE BABY is the most fitting title bestowed upon the man who has been selected to lead us.