And when he was transformed into the turd he acted the shit out of it.

He’s the Macklemore of hate speech

Hepatiah Fartlett

Or SADimir Pootin

P-U-S-S-Y

Isn’t that from WWDITS?

And also, if you threw Tucker Carlson, Michael Alig, Christopher Hitchens, and Kanye West in a blender Trey and Matt would come up with something far more interesting than Milo.

Only if the chair tries to finger every woman that sits in it.

That sounds like a South Park episode come to life.

I’m glad I didn’t insert the part about Trump deploying the streetwalking army of diamond encrusted robot prostitutes that vibrate at 122 different speeds.

Or a sign that reads “Liberull Joo Headquarters” and Charlie Daniels himself would lead the charge, ramming his pickup truck into the lobby.

He’ll pull a Thomas Jefferson and eventually start imprisoning journalists who write articles that criticize him and his policies. This will be after a group of rednecks shoot up and suicide bomb The New York Times. He’ll pull the “I’m just trying to protect people” bullshit, but free speech will basically die in the…

The end of his episode was truly heartbreaking, but sadly logical

Him and Virginia Foxx have that much revered Inbred Couture look about them. It’s in the eyes.

He’ll grow a full head of hair before he ever sprouts some balls in his baggie.

Meanwhile, the loudest voices are shouting things like

They are forced to live in opulent above ground fallout shelters with their wives and children like they’re a bunch of animals.

Every time I see Louie Gohmert I can’t help thinking if they ever reboot Masters Of The Universe he’d be a shooin for He-Man.

True. To be accurate: The only dick the (R)s THINK the Nazis want to suck is Hitler’s.

He tries to avoid talking about Trump’s (predictable) reversal on gay and trans rights. Everyone enjoys reminding him how willfully ignorant he was, since we all warned him that Trump would do exactly what he’s doing. None of these people can honestly say they were tricked.