Yeah. By the time they kick it to the states you’ll have to be terminally ill to remain on opioids in the red states. You’ll see a lot of people just switch to meth and heroin. And some will just migrate to blue states.

The thing that makes all the difference to the (R)s is that the only dick the Nazis want to suck is Hitler’s.

Milo looks like a bad Tosh sketch

Ted is still consulting a team of witches on how he can squirm back up inside his mother and be reborn an American with maple free blood.

I know a gay conservative who held his nose and voted for Trump, because DESPITE HIS FLAWS HE WILL WRANGLE THE STATES TOGETHER AND STRONGLY SUPPORT THE RIGHTS OF ALL GAY AMERICANS. HE WILL BE EVEN MORE PROGRESSIVE THAN OBAMA ON THE ISSUE. IT’S ONE AREA HE WON’T COMPROMISE ON.

This is a good guy move, but let’s not pretend that these shits are anything even remotely close to heroic. This is the equivalent of John Wayne Gacy and Jeffrey Dahmer kicking Richard Ramirez out of their New Years party. Easy call. Nobody likes Richard. He’s gross and terrible.

Nev isn’t a very convincing actor, either. In the original Catfish he played so trusting and naive until the very end. Please. He knew that woman was a pathological liar early on, and him and his guys saw a real opportunity to expose her and people like her to make an interesting film. He started out like Ted from How…

“Elect me and I will drain the swamp

I hear you there. Something like, “I would blot all lamprey out of existence to banish Trump, Brown, and Shkreli from our dimension” doesn’t really seem like much of a sacrifice.

Me too. Even with such a wonderful result awaiting my hand would linger above the button for a bit, but I would have to resist.

Still adorable.

Completely extinct. No valid dna to ressurect them. All koalas wiped out forevermore. Their cute little faces nothing but a memory.

Would you press a button that would cause koalas to go extinct if it also meant that Chris Brown, Martin Shkreli, and Donald Trump would be banished to the kryptonian phantom zone for all of eternity?

HAAA!!!

- has a multitude of people on Twitter with the maturity of 12 year olds willing to do his bidding; including committing deplorable and violent acts

And he only picks fights with children

Three timelines converge

Proof that Gorons can be talented outside of the mines.

Thanks. I was aiming for the sweetest, most sacred way to go.

His will be a sad passing; even if he reaches 100 and drifts away in his sleep during the sweetest thc induced nap of his lifetime... on a rainy summer morning in the arms of a lover... the rigor mortis perserving a smile on his lips. It’ll still feel like a drag for the rest of us, somehow.