Fucking A. I will always love Juliana Hatfield.

Oh I totally think Ryan believes that he’s “the guy”... The powers that be kind of need him to think it, so he’ll play ball. But he’ll never end up anywhere on a presidential ballot ever again. He won’t throw a tantrum like Trump though. He’ll drop to his knees and pucker with lightning speed, and he’ll eventually…

Garnering an “Ask Jeeves, Whore” from Woods.

He’ll end up on thorazine and parked in a corner most of the time after whipping out his penis for every female under thirty that passes by; growling, “this cock was in Videodrome”

Stevie and Donnie are sooooo playing Mystery Date tonight.

Trump’s gonna sneeze some concentration camps into existence.

Hevage

Question: Did Jake Busey and Bush jr. hook up on the set of this commercial?

Gold star for you

Here’s a challenge. Tweak U2 lyrics so they support Trump

Nobody from Trumpland. It’ll be some Iraq war vet/guy who chops wood that seems really sensible and downhome, but has a lot of friends in Republican backrooms and think tanks. He’ll be the kind of guy who accurately quotes Johnny Cash and Tupac and has strong opinions on Marvel movies vs DC. He’ll be like Joe Everyman…

Mix in comedy with your viewing/reading. Nothing really biting or jaded. Just fare like The Mick or Silicon Valley. Good, deep laughs are a decent remedy to the crushing soullessness that has crept into power.

I have a feeling that a few years in the impropriety and illegality will overflow to the point where the Rs in power will move forward on impeachment, but they’ll play the victim; wholly outshining the Dems. I’m sure they already have the perfect pick to primary against Trump (who will be slapped on the wrist, but…

The Ghost Of Bad Hygiene

It’s one of the first that comes to mind when I see Thicke.

He should be the activities director

Was this shot with a smegma filter?

It was “authenticity” that got all the nose-pickin thinkers to rally behind his lumpy ass.

That was the plan all along. They pretended like he wasn’t one of them, because they knew swing voters didn’t want to elect an establishment R... but after he was elected he revealed himself to be hardcore establishment. They pulled the trick once (sad that anyone fell for it, but they did) and won’t be able to pull…

No but it does make you a pillow