I hear a young Val Kilmer

America is a teen that has taken up self harm to staggering degrees.

McCain’s penance will be spending 20,000 years at a dinner party with her chained to his side... Nothing to plug his ears with, not being able to kill her or himself. He’ll have to suffer through listening to her yapping on and on about stuff she doesn’t understand.

Hello Asa Farrell

These people have no concept (or are pretending to not have any concept) of games being a virtual world that aren’t under real laws. You can’t arrest someone in real life for stealing a car in a game. These news people can’t be that stupid.

What’s in the boxxxxxx???

You’d lose the ability to taste anything other than the blood in red meat and whiskey.

Good for your mom.

Translation: Poor people who weren’t getting adequate health care are now expected to live longer due to coverage and I think that makes God mad, because it makes me mad. And I’m so perfect I’m the closest a human can get to God.

Oh to be Hannity. With your mouth so firmly clamped on the Trump teat that no reality can get in or out. That guy’s soul must be a real horrorshow.

Hell, He’ll probably even get to have dinner at The White House.

A bloated Ray Winstone as Trump.

I hope you do well, too. I’m also only alive due to chemo. My disease returned and migrated into another organ. I was put on chemo for palliative care, but the drugs ended up zotting 95% of the cancer. So I’ve just been dealing with side effects... which, while they can be uncomfortable and awkward in some cases, I…

I understand the desire for blame, or at least seeking the cause regarding the effect... especially when children are involved. It’s just the people looking for conspiracies trivialize the struggle, in my mind.

I guess these groups weren’t content with being against vaccines. Now a number of them are speaking out against chemotherapy. Apparently, cancer wasn’t really killing anyone until they tried to treat it. And docs are using the guise of “treatment” to experiment on people. Speaking as a cancer patient, it’s insulting.

I bet your stomach just loves the sentence, “Donald exposed the bulbous, pink tip of his throbbing, sticky member.”

Kate Upton saying “I’m an actress” since she’s been in some movies is like saying “I’m a pilot”, because you rode in a plane a few times.

Forcefully concealed areolas.

It’s these rare moments; where everything comes together perfectly...

Melania made him stop once she heard the rumors about them fucking from the secret service.