“I’m sorry, Paul. It still sounds like statutory rape to me. And I’m CANADIAN.”

I’m almost afraid to ask what the new bearhug is.

This is the one song that doesn’t need to be changed much. Just imagine the creep factor of Donald whispersinging “Greet me with the eyes of a child”

There goes my lunch

Well, urine IS golden... Sooooooooo

THIS is the perfect human response.

Another year of pairing up pedestrian pop country artists with legends who can easily outsing them. That Maren girl was tone deaf compared to freakin Alicia Keys. ALICIA KEYS! You could tell she held back some, so she didn’t outshine the girl too much.

Me too.

Don’t have to save The Mushroom Kingdom if you’re allergic.

My brain done cooked it up. I think that makes me worse off.

Thanks.

With all of these retailers bailing on her you so know The Donald is going to pull a Say Anything below her bedroom window at The White House; his diminutive hands hoisting a boom box above his head that’s playing Father Figure by George Michael.

Fascion

Milk, it does your stasi good.

Chaffetz is so that guy who calls himself “entrepreneur” and “mogul” on Facebook, because he sells HerbaLife.

He’s going to have to fight Ray Lamontagne in the parking lot for Meg’s affections. Adult Contemporary is a bloodsport.

With a name like Finn Wolfhard you are destined to be a Depp level pinup in Tiger Beat

Ha. Could be. Either way, she was mindful of her belly.

If it takes embracing that series to transcend vanilla i will gladly wear the badge of bland.

After one of her deft flips her hand instinctively moved to caress her belly in a way that totally says, “I’m pregnant, y’all”