He’s a sandpaper catheter

Trump is deluded into thinking he is the only one that counts as ‘America’

(b)allspice

I’ve never read the book or seen tbe film, but I did read a scene that someone posted. In it the dude critiques the chick after she grabs some random objects from his bdsm playroom and the butt plug she chose was too large since she’s an “anal virgin” Yes, he called her that. And yes... Your mom read it, everybody.

Both are likely to cause dysentery

As do I; which is why I chose them

Yours ain’t too shabby either.

Nothing cements a bond like simulated anal.

Nazi Spice?

Let’s perpetuate a lie among the conservatives like rubbing raw chicken all over your body brings out the brightness of your whiteness.

She’d sue herself if she looked in the mirror and her reflection wasn’t smiling back at her.

You know he still constantly texts that racist witch Orly Taitz or whatever the fuck her name is. I bet she gets invites to state dinners and whatnot over the next four years.

It’s like we’re living in a Choose Your Adventure that only has shitty endings.

I love McConaughey, but I so bet he was enamored with himself for a full hour over the phrase “shake hands with this fact” like it was some Twain level shit.

He looks like a rapist from Law & Order: SVU

Johnny Depp looks like you could change his name to Rikki Swett and it’d fit better.

Make up your mind, fascist muppets. Either librulllls are sex crazed fuck machines bent on exposing their genitals to the unspoiled youth of the nation or they’re a bunch of sex hating wierdos that desire to outlaw natural copulation and have government controlled breeding confined to test tubes and petri dishes. They…

Non-functional Ranch sounds like the worst Hidden Valley flavor.

Starring for Starring

Have you ever seen Southland Tales? They show how.