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I heard someone at a Starbucks going on about this very subject a few years back. He said that the one of the Puxar employees said the cars were the spirits of people who had been killed in car accidents; mainly by drunk drivers. Dying on the road brought their souls to an auto-themed afterlife. Morbid and sad, but it

The candy. The only song he belongs in is Aqualung.

That belongs on Laffy Taffy

I guess Carlos’s middle name is Stranger.

I finally beat Riddler and got the true ending, but it was tedious and grueling to collect every &#$@ing thing. Worth it, though. I love that final scene.

Punching Abobos in the dick. That’s all the plot you need.

I just hope for her sake she doesn’t end up trapoed at CNN

Russia hacked the digital ballots to sink Megatron.

Is she leaving MSNBC too?

If you stare at the center and unfocus your eyes a bit you can see the celibate sailboat.

Tamron Hall is leaving? Nooooooo

I was shocked that the video didn’t have even 2 seconds of Link with a bow

The bows in The Last Of Us and the Tomb Raider reboots are satisfying to use.

“Turn around, guys. The Hero Of Time is pee-shy”

I know they ended their show, but do you know if they’re doing a Super Bowl special again this year?

Too bad this wasn’t the one that had

Before she works on her body the weight she really needs to lose is whatever section of her brain it is that doesn’t bave kidfucking as a dealbreaker.

I’m sure one of their bases is taking credit for it. The section that spends all their time praying for Democrats to get cancer.

The Republicans are going on about their recent opportunity in Minnesota and the only thing that occurred recently was Mark Dayton was diagnosed with cancer.

Unsmart is the new brilliant.