Just wait for the whole “You can remain an American Citizen for 10 easy payments of $59.99! Have your credit card number ready. Operators are standing by...”

Pizza Trafficking Molester Squads!!! *aneurysm*

And the whole idea of every dog you have in life being one reincarnated spirit takes away from the specialness and personality of each dog. If some kid takes this seriously it’s going to mess them up since dogs can be just as different from each other as people can. Who thought this script was a good idea?

It’s like they get all their history from Nazi documentaries, but instead of rooting for the Allies they take notes

Donald Trump could be uncovered as a plant by ISIS and Chaffetz would still talk about Benghazi non-stop.

The egos will clash like two platinum dildos clashing in the mouth of an active volcano

He could scream, “Renounce Christ and worship me” and half of them would say that he’s just a passionate Christian who interprets dogma in an original way.

This quote sums up his career.

I bet Rob felt uncomfortable every time he was in a room alone with Tim Meadows.

I’m surprised that it’s not going to be one long Ted Nugent concert. Probably because Ted imagines himself to be the ultimate alpha male everywhere he goes... just like Trump. I bet they hate each other hard.

ObeyTheDonald.exe

She’ll wait for Donnie to flex his totalitarian muscle and then she’ll devote her position to stopping the spread of homosexuality in the U.S.

She’ll dye her hair an unholy orange, change her name to Anne Marie Satan, and start her life over on the wasteland that is Fox Business.

We’ll be too busy recovering and rebuilding after he has Russia detonate dirty bombs in American cities; blaming it on muslims, of course.

Right now there is a cancer patient on medical assistance writing a letter to his congressman about how the ACA is ungodly, because it’s giving people something for nothing... which is against America.

March needs to hurry up

It’s been awhile

DUSTIN DIAMOND STILL ON THE RUN AFTER RAPE AND MURDER OF FORMER SAVED BY THE BELL CASTMATE, LARK VOORHEES

Everyone will have their own personalized cigarette case

This is nothing but karma for their treatment of the Bajorans.