Ha!

It’s just pulverized Altoids

Hiding in basements, communicating coded messages by short-wave, waiting...

We are going to be stuck with President “Let’s Touch EVERYTHING With Our Booger Crusted Hands”

Peggy & Ed forever

He responded in all caps. That means it’s not only true, but worse than originally reported.

Locutus 2020

I can imagine Trump chicken pecking the keyboard with his shit-stinking sausage fingers... muttering “Charles” then pausing for effect before hitting SEND, groaning, “You’re Fired!”, and ejaculating all simultaneously. Our new American Standard, people.

And The Jerkys responding, “Are those boobs teflon, Sizzlechest?!”

I like Ryan Gosling, but i have no interest in watching him attempt to channel Gene Kelly.

Trump’s presidency is the equivalent of The Borg assimilatimg The Jerky Boys and contracting herpes.

She has a habit of lodging her foot in her mouth

She’s John McCain’s daughter who plays at being a centrist, but is actually a right wing parrot of talking points and misinformation.

Meryl>Meghan

The right is already frothing over Streep’s call for us to never forget or accept that Trump mocked a disabled person like a five year old in an ill-fitting suit. The highlight of a bland night that proves yet again that if you want awards then make a movie about how wonderful Hollywood is.

He is such a morally bankrupt mothertucker

That was basically the title of his short lived MSNBC show...

The aliens are going to make contact, but only through Peter Thiel.

Once again you cast the jizz of Olympus on us mere mortals...

The pop-up version with all the yuge pictures. The ash scented scratch and sniff section is especially offensive.