Just imagine all of the Jethros who opened this book as a gift last week.

AKA The Blue Man Group

The Twitter Egg is the modern hooded white robe

Yeah, i bet The Donald thinks Jesus coined the phrase, “Life Ain’t Nothin But Bitches And Money” The sad part is that no matter how ridiculous it is you have to pause for a moment with Trump, like... “Hmmm I could see him thinking that”

Tyga will use it to push an uninspired rap track called Dippin Sisters. And yes, the lyrics will be just as awful as the title. His incestuous 3way is all about branding and selling albums.

Aside from the fact that Freedom 90 should be our national anthem right now, his version of They Won’t Go When I Go is one of the most beautiful things I’ve ever heard. He had one of the best voices in music history.

Merry Cancellation, Spraydolph Shitler

Executive Fluffer does have a certain ring to it.

I wonder if the judge gave his growing erection any attention while listening to all of the testimony

And he lives in a world where he believes that mentally disabled people give blanket consent since they don’t know any better.

Back when he was a puppy, instead of the toothless Rottweiler he is now

The Prince Of Day-Glo Darkness is such a whore for approval that I believe he’ll commit blood and treasure to wars we have no business being in... all because certain leaders have discovered that he is susceptible to being verbally stroked.

And Vader yanking off Jyn’s kyber necklace right before he guts her with his lightsaber.

We’ve had war presidents that haven’t entertained a global conflict. Nixon, Reagan, Bush Sr, even Obama. Bush Jr is the odd man out, but only because it was the onset of the war on terror. Hard to engage that on a scale less than global.

Blake Shelton watches the tapes for sustenance.

I could see Barron stuttering and Donald trotting out his disabled impression to mock the boy, with Melania staring on like “yes. brwak bim. make him a man”

His wisdom is unpresidented.

His essence was drained from his balls by sexy jawas.

Does this all mean that GOP members will beat and lynch Trump out front of The White House while Canadian forces roll into D.C. to liberate us? Ranch Pubis crying out “Trump was evil! He decieved us! Let’s welcome our Canadian friends with a show of good faith...” right before they gun down Trump’s cabinet and family?

Turkey!!!!!!!!!!! Russian Ambassador!!!!!!!!!! Shot!!!!!!!!