Russia, Trump, and Turkey’s prez will all use this event to justify violent power grabs. I bet they cooked this up on a conference call.

Yeah, i grew up knowing that we’ll always have war, but i always assumed we’d never have another world war... at least not in my lifetime. But over the last year people and events have surfaced in such a way that it feels like we’ll have one by 2020

aka Take Your Dead Daughter To Work Day

They are going for the oh so coveted sadist demographic.

Tune in to episode 6 to learn why Davey Ray hates Jews more than Mexicans while his wife, Lila, hates Mexicans more than Jews... and how they make their marriage work Cooter learns a hard lesson about forced integration. Reesie and Adolph apply for a loan for their Whites Only pawn shop. Special guest star: Josh…

I think I agree with your list more. Hmm who is the modern FDR? You can’t say Obama (even though he fits), because his term is ending.

You see that bitches??? Snoop knows the difference between You’re and Your. If there’s any hope for humanity the rest of you will learn it too,

I forgot all about Il Duce. You’re totally right. Trumpleforeskin is Mooserlini. So the modern Hitler is........... this is a headscratcher.

Trump is Hitler, Putin is Stalin, Kim Jong Un is Mao, and Nigel Farage is Neville Chamberlain

If Nazism is bankable then we’re all fucked.

The media treats him like “this man is a disgusting racist who has darker visions than Hitler. He longs to inflict genocide upon the peoples he sees as subhuman. May God have mercy on us all, and deliver us from this man’s wicked dreams. BUT he looks a lot like Stephen Amell. He’s handsome, and I bet his kisses taste…

Wow. Carmen San Diego is totally going to slap me.

East Carolina, then.

I think in hindsight Cho felt like she missed an opportunity to roast Marvel in this conversation, so she dreamt up a bunch of biting one-liners she originally wouldn’t be caught dead using on Tilda Swinton. So she lied. In this age of digital trails concocting a conversation like that, when there are emails to prove…

Exactly. Your opponents are akin to a bunch of thirteen year old boys who filled a kettle with their own diarrhea to dump on your head. Everyone will remember them dumping it on you. NOT your righteous indignation. You need to practice slapping that kettle out their hands before they can pour it on you. Democrats…

“Thanks for the votes, but you and your kids can starve, you filthy trailer trash. But at least you’ll die knowing that no gays can legally take a shit in Lynchemall, Tennessee.”

I’m surprised that he didn’t pardon Dylann Roof on his way out of office. We are living in a world where that wouldn’t shock me at all. They’ve ceased pretending that they have hearts and souls. America has decided that the movie the nation should emulate is G.I. Joe: Retaliation.

And George has a 17 year old runaway sidekick named Trevor who surfs and plays ps4. Seriously, those are his superpowers.

I almost hope that Baio never sees it, since he’d probably take it as some kind of compliment.

The first family were slightly ethnic beatnik types. The second was a supremely caucasian Navy family.