phallicbaldwin2
PhallicBaldwin2
phallicbaldwin2

Smug asshole in the neighborhood... He lives next door and it’s understood...

Compared to Chuck even Willie Aames is a thespian.

Not if you’re still riding the wave where you’re making a lot of money for the studio. The minute your star starts to dim stuff like that can harm your career.

I bet he made fans sing the theme song in bed. Ish

Voltron was surprisingly awesome.

Perhaps it’s why his movie career never even made it out of the garage.

When i was a kid, and the second incarnation of Charles In Charge was still on the air, there was a rumor circulating that Baio was at a fan event and met a very enthusiastic fan with cerebral palsy and proceeded to make fun of her until she was reduced to tears. The more he opens his mouth the more I believe that

They’ll just napalm us.

Wow. We really shouldn’t applaud him for doing the right and decent thing, but it still seems like there was growth

I swear, if Kirk even hints at any ambiguity on whether Alan is burning in hell or not he can eat a truckload of unwashed dicks.

I don’t know if this is just lazy or clever. I, for one, was expecting something more in the lines of Unshirted 4: A Thief’s Rear End.

*Sigh* I forgot all about this walking, talking campaign ad. I know she wants to work in the office of The Grand Inquisitor like really really really bad. As much as she wants to torture and murder children I doubt they’ll pull her from her current position as pundit/cheerleader.

He also used to rap about how his mother kept him humble while his popularity was entering the stratosphere. He’d have his tantrums, but always had a center to come back to. Now, I wouldn’t even be surprised if Kanye showed up on QVC to sell vials of his own sweat for twenty bucks a pop. He lost sight of his identity,

Donald and Kanye are both so deplorable I’d choose Mitch McConnell, even hugging. That’s how low those fucks rank. I’d risk turtle herpes.

More people should star that.

Kanye went from “George Bush doesn’t care about black people” to “Black people don’t care about Donald Trump”

The whole world is becoming Arkansas

She looks like Pablo from Ash VS Evil Dead, just before he fell apart.

Just think, under The Trumpening Of America rags like The National Enquirer are suddenly going to have unwarranted legitimacy because they are all buds of Trump.

He no longer has to experience his captive fantasies vicariously.